the birds and the bees

a father (usually) tries to tell his kid about sex.

my parents went all birds and bees on me today, but I fucked two years ago!

by ¡DŃ™! October 12, 2003

Bird cage

When someone's chest is in lack of muscle. Very skinny person, to the point, you can see his/her ribs.

You need to pump that bird cage you.... You are a weak private and you need to pump that bird cage of yours.

by Spc Lopez July 11, 2010

what's the bird

a play on words referring to family guy's "the bird is the word."

it is simply another way to ask "what's the word?" or "what's the dealio?"

ME: Hey bob, what's the bird??

BOB: We're going to happy hour at 6.

by ImBmo July 29, 2011

Angry Birds

During oral sex the male lifts his penis and repeatedly slaps the female in the face with his testicles.

Boy 1: Jill has two black eyes
Boy 2: Yeah heard jack gave her the Angry Birds for 2 hours

by PEANUT3378 June 28, 2011

birds nest

A sexual act or favor when one shaves off his/her or their partner's pubic hair, stuffs the pubes into the mouth of their partner and then proceeds to defecate on top of the pubes...thus simulating a bird or if you will, a "turds" nest.

So my boyfriend Miles loves it when I will up his mouth by performing a birds nest with him and his mother DeeDee.

by Dirty Dodson March 2, 2008

bird shit

Racist term to describe a person of white and black decent.
Such as bird shit is white and black.

Mixed Guy: "I can say cracka and nigga"
Other Guy:"Shutup bird shit"

by jus4kiks May 12, 2010

Birds Nest

The act of one plucking pubes from his/her pubic region and placing them neatly around the toilet seat creating what appears to be a "Birds Nest". Urine is often used to fuse the pubic hairs to the seat.

I left a Birds Nest for the next guy in line at yankee Stadium.

by Dienasty May 4, 2009