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Toni

A depressed little boy with no future that has been rejected many many times. He has no friends and he is lonely. People make fun of him liking an amazing girl but since everyone knows he doesn't stand a chance with her the other people make fun of him very often. He is the worst person you could ever think of.
Have you heard of Toni, he is such a dumbass!
by Rancidious1783 November 11, 2018
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Mike Tony

Michael Angelino Antonio.
Italian God.
Hey Mike Tony, what yah say huh?

“Yah mudda
by Mike Tony November 22, 2021
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asian tony

A gay queer who only loves other tonys. fe tony the tiger tony stark. but he means well for the lgbtq communtiy and the anit toaster screwing peopl
your an asian tony
by qwacke November 7, 2019
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Tony

Basically his name is toenail. We call him tony the balooney sometimes.
“Hey Tony, did you do your homework today” - Teacher
by mEeeeeeeeeehehehe September 28, 2021
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Tony

Your average typical older, middle aged, often balding, overweight, male blue collar worker often seen bitching at people for not following his social norms. Often has extreme road rage and loves quoting Red Forman from that 70's Show and idolizes Al Bundy from Married With Children. Will go to great lengths to source out who adjusted the thermostat in the house and calls the cops when the neighbors are "too damn loud" at 11:01 pm to make a noise complaint.

Is basically the male equivalent of a Karen.
Tony: "I ordered the in-house Dilly bars, not these pre-packaged dog shit ones you get from your warehouse. I want the in-house ones or to speak to your manager!"

Staff member: "Hey boss, we've got ourselves a Tony in the drive-thru that wants to see you."

Manager: "FML"
by Steenbean June 1, 2020
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Tony

Commonly used name in a group of friends as “toooooony” overly enthusiastic and exaggerated
Hey where’s Tony?

Who’s Tony?
Oh sorry I meant tooooony
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Tony

Can handle the most spoiled, extra woman with complete ease. Mesmerizes her with his man meat. Is a guru in bed, causing his woman to have multiple orgasms.. Has a magic cock.

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"Give me that Tony" "He gives me the Tony" "Oh hes got that Tony touch"
by Sweet 🍒🐝 Bee July 28, 2020
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