a group of jews that hang together.. they are social outcasts and rely on each other because no one else likes them.. reason for the hatred toward them from most people is because they are cheap, stubborn and normally always slow down what people are trying to do...
by Hot dog Bunning May 13, 2005

by nate-dogmhs June 26, 2008

many ex.
1.) playing a video game and something CHEAP, GAY, UNEXPLAINABLE, TOTALLY RANDOM, happens to you
2.) when you father is too CHEAP to buy you car, and your cousin has one and he say JEWS FOR YOU
Cousin- Yo, your baba buy you car yet?
Me- no, he CHEAP like JEW
Cousin- haha, Jews for you
1.) playing a video game and something CHEAP, GAY, UNEXPLAINABLE, TOTALLY RANDOM, happens to you
2.) when you father is too CHEAP to buy you car, and your cousin has one and he say JEWS FOR YOU
Cousin- Yo, your baba buy you car yet?
Me- no, he CHEAP like JEW
Cousin- haha, Jews for you
by rastabinladen October 22, 2007

Jew-Jitsu - Literally the meaning of an ancient and unspeakable evil created by the nefarious Lord Guru in the days of Watanagashi. Learning this ancient art is a combination of will, dedication, and the ability to hold in a six pack of six packs. Its main focus is speed and accuracy, with a strength roll of -15 for every attack, but a bonus of +25 speed and accuracy. Hong-Wing-Jin attempted to open up a center for teaching Jew-Jitsu, but the attempt failed due to accidental...ACCIDENTAL...suicides. Watch out for those who know this art although, because it is harsher than that of a thousand pokes in the matter of .31 biolithy seconds. You have been warned.
Common sightings of Jew-Jitsu masters are extremely skinny, and can range from skin colors yellow to green, with shades of purple. Effective against toddlers, but useless against adults.
Common sightings of Jew-Jitsu masters are extremely skinny, and can range from skin colors yellow to green, with shades of purple. Effective against toddlers, but useless against adults.
Chun: Abraham, you have been a good pupil. Now, we practice the rights of Jew-Jitsu.
Abraham: But, Master! I have not completed the late-night in-the-dark homosexual acts!
Chun: Very well then.
Marine: Hike those pants up soldier, i aint' havin' no jew-jitsu 'round my encampment!
Abraham: But, Master! I have not completed the late-night in-the-dark homosexual acts!
Chun: Very well then.
Marine: Hike those pants up soldier, i aint' havin' no jew-jitsu 'round my encampment!
by Terran. April 14, 2010

A feeling similar to jet lag that Jewish people experience the day after Yom Kippour. This feeling is experienced because many will take something to try to sleep away most of the fast, therefore making them seem jet lagged because their sleep schedule is off
John came into work the day after Yom Kippour but was sluggish the whole day because he was Jew-lagged
by allonsy-54 November 11, 2012

by King of Jews January 22, 2009

a group of kids who live in park city utah and have recently started a hip hop band, the roam the streets aimlessly asking people, strange, strange things
girl: hey do you guys have a cigarette?
boy: um no sorry
another girl in background: can you suck my dick?
girl:...what?
boy: oh theyre in Jew Crew dont worry about it, they do stuff like that alot
boy: um no sorry
another girl in background: can you suck my dick?
girl:...what?
boy: oh theyre in Jew Crew dont worry about it, they do stuff like that alot
by debisaseximexi October 30, 2008
