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dusty short bus

Is the instance where you dip your short knobby weener in the dirt, using the finer powdery dirt (or dust) that attaches to the head of your wang as lube so you can pile drive the first two inches of your lady's waiting snatch. This is not recommended for trial of entry to the Asshole, as the Sphincter may react to the dust on your willy, creating a painful itching sensation and thus creating an impenetrable vault door. Besides, you've only got two inches, come on man. For short dicks, try Castrol GTX instead!
The lady told me I should really try to shake things up as my two inches of man meat isn't really doing for her anymore, so I performed the Dusty Short Bus on her.... she didn't like it and suggested we see other men.
by BRICKLINGUY March 1, 2018
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Riding the Gus bus

A figurative reference towards the depressed mood one is in, due to the alienation of his/her peers.
All of my friends stopped talking to me. I've been riding the Gus bus all week.
by juicy JD December 2, 2014
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Double Becca Bus

A threeway with two Rebbecas (mother and daughter preferably)
Guy: I will change the oil in the Double Becca Bus... for lube job
by Joyrod666 April 24, 2018
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Short Bus Mafia

Short bus mafia is a record label owned by Indigo Weppa and has recently signed Yungxyohan. The producers consist of Mr.Weppa himself and Emmett Watson. This group aspires to be the next Brock Hampton type group. We are excited for their future music
Damn that new song by Short Bus Mafia is so dope
by Mr.Pickle_Stevenson January 4, 2018
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Short bus to homeschool

Used to express how absolutely fucking stupid someone is
look at that gibroni I bet he takes the short bus to homeschool
by Analtrain69 November 29, 2019
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Thanking the bus driver

When you thank the person driving you to school or work, because you're super broke.
*thanking the bus driver
You: Thank you sir

Bus driver: No problem kiddo
*10 years later you have a successful family and a respected reputation as the president*
by I Ii II I_ July 11, 2018
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Best bus driver

by The best bus driver November 4, 2017
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