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Bearded Man Clam

Hairy Anus belonging to a Male
Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!
by kmfa666 July 8, 2010
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Bearded voice

A voice so soothingly masculine it has a beard
“Hey did you hear the new Amon Amarth album?”

“Yeah, that man’s voice has a beard

“A bearded voice indeed.”

“Silence, brit.”
by Ceasze August 5, 2020
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Ass beard

Person 1: I HAVE THE BIGGEST ASS BEARD OF THEM ALL!!!
Person 2: Think twice
Person 3: Only the REAL LEGENDS can grow the biggest ass beard, which is me.
Person 4: Could't you all just shut the f*ck up about these ass beards.
Person 4: But really, can you do this? *Grows beard so long that it grows stuck to his ass*
Person 1, 2, and 3: ...*walks away*
Person 4: ... Who's the real legend now!
by Aureole Youtube Channel February 26, 2019
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Beard Belly

Another name for a double chin on a man.
by Kitty and Dem April 11, 2015
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beard greeting

When two thickly-bearded men see each other and grab their own beards in salutations to each other.
Ben grabbed his beard briefly when he has the bearded guy sitting at the cafe table. The guy returned the beard greeting by taking hold of his own.
by CaptainSparkness August 4, 2014
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Tolstoys Beard

The Beard of Leo(Lev Nikolayevich) Tolstoy….it’s Hair. Stop being stupid
Tolstoys beard is in my potato saladgross
by YoMamaSo April 3, 2023
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grilling beards

Originally from the minds of Reeves and Motimer. To put something off. To procrastinate by perfoming arbitrary, non-important tasks.
We can't sit around here grilling beards all day.

Sorry I'm late dude, I've had to grill some pretty big beards.

I could get on with my work, or I could grill some beards. Beard grilling usually wins out.
by Pocket Beatnik January 20, 2008
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