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Vegan Dogs

Dogs where their owner is vegan, and retarted to let their dogs eat vegan shit. The brains of their owners are often smaller than Alabama's Child Molesters' dick.
Name an example of a mentally retarted fuck
Dog owners that let their dogs eat vegan (vegan dogs)
by J420n March 5, 2020
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swinger dog

Swinger dog; A dog that lives down the road and is shared by families... most who live in trailers.
Swinger dog; Goliath is a big pitbull that swings with my family, screws my bitch, and lives a mile away.
by mr.b.whisker April 25, 2020
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Dog Flogger

by Top Square January 25, 2019
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Gravy Dogging

The process of scratching a dog and making their leg kick
Hey you see that dude Gravy Dogging that dog over there
by Dude who pets dogs April 19, 2018
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Crusty Dog

Those little ankle biters with the shit lips and ugly ass teeth. The owners call it a dog. It's usually named Coco or Princess or some shit.
"I'd like you to meet my dog, Princess! Don't worry she doesn't bite."
"Now that's one crusty dog"
by Lazcus September 6, 2021
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Taco Dog

1) A gourmet dish that can only be prepared properly by a couple consisting of a male individual and a female individual. It is said to taste like sex, in other words, THE GREATEST THING EVER. Problem is, I'm a female vagitarian, and just like a male penivore, eating or even preparing this dish is against my morals.

2) An epic idea, essentially a Hot dog placed in a Taco instead of a bun, and maybe with some simple ketchup, sour cream, guacamole or salsa, it might go well. On the other hand, it might not; honestly I have no clue because, for real, I'm also a vegetarian.
1) Alex: Hey, babe, wanna make a Taco Dog tonight?
Samantha: Ahhh, yeah sure, can't wait, I love Taco Dogs, just try not to finish the Taco Dog too quickly this time, okay! I want to savor every bite.
Alex: But I can't help myself!!! It's so delicious...

2) Me: Dude, what the hell are you eating?
John: Ahhh, it's a Taco Dog with Guacamole, all I had left in the freezer was a single hot dog, in the fridge some Guacamole, and there was a single taco shell lying in an open box on the counter, so...
Me: That's nasty, stop eating that crap and go shopping for some real food, puhlease!
by AmigoTaco August 5, 2012
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slopy dog

The act of inserting a dick into a girl who is shitting diarrhea
Guy having sex with girl when she shits all over his dick giving him a slopy dog
by hairyfurr April 17, 2014
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