He is a very loving ,intelligent old soul , though with many conspiracy theories don’t think he won’t find out if your switching up on him , though he seems kindhearted and innocent , he’s actually quite devilish when it comes to finding a thrill , he is also very crafty & creative really knows how to Improvise when it’s strictly needed , a very multi talented person with a big heart but a stronger mind
If you ever become a friend of Stone you are one of the luckiest people ever , once you be friend a stone he will be the most loyal friend you have , he will fight with you but never for you , he hates one sided friendships & wasting his time on people who wouldn’t do the same for him , though being his friend he will stand by your side , make you laugh , be there for you & be real with you even if it may hurt , never forget that if a stone ever hurts your feelings it’s always out of love & maybe you fucked him off , but besides that you can never really replace such a person you should really thank his for letting you meet someone so amazing
Stone’s are usually quite handsome very model like physic , oh his eyes will take your breathe away just gazing into them make you daydream about him , his smile could light up a room , his heart would blow your mind & his loyalty will stay by your side Stone if your reading this I love you your a good man
If you ever become a friend of Stone you are one of the luckiest people ever , once you be friend a stone he will be the most loyal friend you have , he will fight with you but never for you , he hates one sided friendships & wasting his time on people who wouldn’t do the same for him , though being his friend he will stand by your side , make you laugh , be there for you & be real with you even if it may hurt , never forget that if a stone ever hurts your feelings it’s always out of love & maybe you fucked him off , but besides that you can never really replace such a person you should really thank his for letting you meet someone so amazing
Stone’s are usually quite handsome very model like physic , oh his eyes will take your breathe away just gazing into them make you daydream about him , his smile could light up a room , his heart would blow your mind & his loyalty will stay by your side Stone if your reading this I love you your a good man
Stone come here !
by Anons gg November 28, 2021

The act of passing a kidney stone while having intercourse and the kidney stone gets lost in mams vast vag. Now the woman has to re pass the stone if she can find it.
by Evilredbeerd February 4, 2023

by SlippySausage December 19, 2023

"Someone will be coming tomorrow at noon to steal the stone in your shower. I will be here." - Roommate
by Tito the Eldest of the Old January 2, 2014

by Jimmy Rickets August 10, 2023

When a girl does a handstand over a man's penis and she moves her hands away and falls then deep throats the man
by Acuara December 7, 2015

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.
"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"
"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"
"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."
by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019
