I am 50 cent

Referring to a Latin Cult (JLH) that can put you in 50 pieces. When said, it is a threat.

Stop playing with me, I am 50 cent.

by xennAsh March 3, 2023

I fought Dracula

When someone gives you a lot of hickeys.

Yesterday when I hung out with my girlfriend I ended up fighting Dracula!!
“Why do you have a hickey on your neck?”
“Oh yesterday I fought Dracula”

by Kanyeisbest March 3, 2023

I am

The shortest sentence in the whole world

"Go do the laundry"
"I AM😡!!"

by Sin tía March 3, 2023

I lost my vision

When you see something you hate so you close your eyes to protect yourself.

Omg today at school I lost my vision while going down the stairs because I saw a little girl with a sonic backpack. I HATE SONIC!!!!!!!

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023

I never ever said that

A word you use when you can't help yourself but tell the person to stop talking because A. you never said anything
or B. It didn't matter

How was your day?
Davin: It was good, also someone did something bad
What was that? Someone did something bad?
Davin: UGH!! I never ever said that

by 3dworld52 March 3, 2023

I Like Your Boots

I Like Your Boots
Sit at Primanti Brothers and yell to everyone "I Like Your Boots"

Even if they don't have boots on YELL IT NOW BITCH
YOU=Funny if say I Like Your Boots

I Like Your Boots, bitch.

by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 7, 2023

I lost my hat in the accident

I lost my hat in the accident describes a vehicle collision in Maplewood, MN, when a certain female, with a male passenger, backed into a tree and said male passenger claimed to have lost his hat. Of course, this male passenger had to tell everyone about his ordeal. LOLOLOL.

“I lost my hat in the accident” B. told D. as he dusted off his knitted pom pom hat. Everyone around the campfire heard this remark and had themselves a bit of a chuckle.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023