man

people that think they are better than everyone because they have a penis

‘can you believe what that man just said to me’

by hdbdajdb August 10, 2021

National Snog a Fat Man Day

On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.

Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.

by Teepy D October 21, 2022

Forgotten Man

Strange man in the game Deltarune who appears as an easter egg behind a tree in a secret room in every chapter and gives you an egg. Might also have something to do with Kris’ repressed trauma or something??

Guy playing: Hey what’s this about a room in between?

Guy watching: Oh you have to go back and forth between two rooms to get to the forgotten man.

*Well, there is a man here. He might be happy to see you. What do you think?

♥️ Yes.

*You got the Egg.

*Well, there was not a man here.

by Spamsei F. Spamsei October 6, 2025

Dealer man

The act of Being jealous of someone

I feel so dealer man of her

by 459395 March 10, 2022

Food-man-choo

Unintended leakage from the sides of the mouth when consuming to much of any liquid food

Dude Jeff went to town on the clam chowder at lunch and had a full food-man-choo. . I didn't tell him

by Guydudebroguy October 15, 2017

Petty Man Child

Petty Man Child is a stupid, mean, self-absorbed, crazy, and dumbest person you will ever meet. Some things Petty Man Child will do: Blocks his crush and leaves on delivered a lot. He will cal a 7-year-old a h*e because he's mad at you. Will call you a b*tch. Will ignore you 24/7/ Will make you cry every night because he makes you feel like your worthless. Will blame you for everything. Thinks he's the center of the world. Will make all your friends hate you because he spread rumors about you

Elijah is a Petty Man Child.
Petty Man Child is an idiot who should die.

by M. B. Palmer December 15, 2021

Man-Addicting-Virus

This is a common virus that makes you want more than one boyfriend. This virus spread rapidly and is very contagious and is incurable. So ladies please stay safe

"She is a h*e because she has the man-addicting-virus."

by Rachel Anthony August 19, 2022