Cocky Lil shit

A person or situation which combines spoiled and narcissistic behavior. Usually nagging and unbearable for the elderly.

Making Maximes for everything makes Immanuel Kant a cocky Lil shit.

by KingJorge April 17, 2018

Triple Point Shit

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once

Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then

by virescent October 8, 2020

Secondhand shit

When your boyfriend fucked his mate leaving shit on his penis then you give him a blowjob right after.

OMG RYAN!!!!! Did you just give me secondhand shit?

by Chlojof March 20, 2021

shit house chicken

a meth whore who uses outhouses to satisfy johns

Surrey has the best shit house chickens in the lower mainland

by The Durty Duk February 15, 2015

This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football

Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018

King of the shit hill

Someone who sees themself as the leader of a group or area without any sort of legitimacy.
They also hold their desired position in high regard, without realising how shitty the position and its associated assets really are.

Excuse me, but do you know who you are talking to? I am in charge here and I won't have you undermining me.
You're the King of the shit hill. You are worth less than a break dancer with polio or a socially autistic ant. In short, fuck you.

by A Brick February 11, 2017

Piss on my shit

An expression to convey disgust or anger. Best used when the words Piss and Shit are strongly emphasized.

Derived from those who defiantly choose not to flush an extraordinarily large, smelly load of shit in a public restroom only to be discovered by another who merely ducked into the stall to piss instead of waiting for a urinal.

Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe... "Piss on my shit!"
While sitting at a traffic light checking your text even after the light turns green, the driver behind begins to honk. You look in the mirror and yell, "Piss on my shit!"

by Signguy2 December 7, 2018