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Did I ask?

The best comeback when somebody says something useless.
Kevin: Oh man, hey, Angela, did you know that cookies are made from dough? I never knew tha-
Angela: Did I ask?

Kat: That stupid girl can not shut her mouth for once, all she does is-
Myla: I heard she's secretly a vampire from Twilight!
Kat: DID I ASK THOUGH?
by KatDeWolff December 23, 2022
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I Want To Move To Slough

Another way of saying "I want to end my existence"
Person: "Dude, I'm on a 16 hour shift. I want to move to slough"
by Digimonchallenges May 27, 2022
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I. B. I. A. S.

an acronym standing for " Insane, Backward, InAppropriate Shape". Essentially another word for "hawili"
That guy over there murdering someone using his third arm is an I. B. I. A. S., no doubt about it.
by Galinial December 25, 2020
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I rock like pebble

This song is so buns!😂😁
I rock like pebble get jumped for your sheet
by JerrySucksToes December 3, 2024
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I

Slightly impressed by this cat
Up by 90 in an hour…
How?
On the same post…
Hmm…
What can else can I do?🤔
I’ ll just say I love you !!!
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I wish I was dead

Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.

There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.

There is a person who cares.

There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.

There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
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