A Mans Meal Plan
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans
If a man is asking friends for meal plans, remind him of these essential meal plans
by Doobie87 July 17, 2017
Her man width was low and as a result she could not understand his plan for modifying the garage door.
by Nduck March 18, 2024
a woman that stresses tf out of a man, likely for her own entertainment and leisure
she wakes up everyday to choose violence
she wakes up everyday to choose violence
kay: ugh my bf hasn’t texted me back and it’s already been 2 mins
lea: omg girl
kay: yaa i asked him if he was talking to his other hoes
lea: girllll u r no man’s peace
lea: omg girl
kay: yaa i asked him if he was talking to his other hoes
lea: girllll u r no man’s peace
by ratchetasiannn March 13, 2024
A trick that surgeons use on patients who are being disrepectful to them or their staff. The procedure involves attaching penis to anus.
"This guy flashed one of the nurses. So I gave him the old One Man Human Centipede. Was fucking hilarious!"
by twindle April 11, 2015
by Soft waffel October 17, 2017
1. A phrase you say when you’re in a group of other guys and you’re not into the same masculine things as they are
by Alec867 April 20, 2018
If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.
Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!
Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?
John: my balls hurt
Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?
John: my balls hurt
by dickcheesefecalmatter January 02, 2022