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blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
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White man’s fire

When an inexperienced outdoorsman or homeowner attempts to light a bonfire, using improper technique combined with wet wood, resulting in a smoky, smouldering plume that smokes out the whole area so all the neighbours can see and smell it.

Often takes several attempts occasionally using lighter fluid, gasoline or other flammable substances to achieve proper combustion and still required to throw cardboard and / or mixed recycling on top after the fact in order to keep it going. Will periodically fan with a large Tupperware or garbage can lid in order to sustain the fire. It’s about a 20 minute process.
Craig’s been working at that fire for 20 minutes now has done nothing but give off smoke signals

There’s hardly any flame but I can see the smoke from across the lake, must be a white man’s fire.
by Definerofdefinitions October 3, 2023
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The man

Hunter rice you are The man. Like if I search u up in the dictionary The man would be under it
by Chureee June 28, 2023
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1 Can Man

only takes 1 alcoholic beverage to feel the the effect
by The leaker February 4, 2025
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Kool aid man with no insurance

The cousin to TheLavaPanther10 and will maybe change channel name upload schedule is trash might change name can never decide that.
Kool aid man with no insurance’s upload schedule is horrible
by Person in discord September 16, 2022
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There house man

A man who comes to there house.
“Hey bill this is there house.”
“Wait, who's that in the window?”
“ITS THE THERE HOUSE MAN DJEJDJFJDJDJFJ.”
by My House Man March 16, 2020
mugGet the There house manmug.

kram man band

if you found this your desprite get a girl/ boy friend
by return to monke March 3, 2022
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