I’ll shit in your driveway

When you disrespect someone to the highest extent. You just want to shit in their fucking driveway , dawg.

Robertos best friend fucked his girlfriend so Roberto walks up to Kyle and simply says “I’ll shit in your driveway”

by the klit klapper November 5, 2018

Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018

holy-shit epiphany

When you realize something fundamental about life that until that moment had escaped your attention

Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!

by Rudee November 10, 2018

Shit on a Shingle

Noun: Straight-up garbage.

“hey man you hear the new album? it’s fire”
“nah man that’s shit on a shingle”

by lørd skum February 20, 2019

shit scene

when you shit yourself and then make a fucking scene about it because you’re booty-assed.

kira made a shit scene in walmart last night! what a fucking dick coin!

by niggletwithstds February 20, 2019

Shamrock Shit

The action of taking a shit while drinking a Mconald’s Shamrock Shake™

“Yo Man I just took a shamrock Shit”
“WTF! That better not he what i think it is!”

by HexTheCarbuncle February 23, 2019

Shit dick

A penis that has a brown shit stane on his cock

hey How’s the shit dick

by Randle 222222 February 23, 2019