Shit-tease

What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.

Give me that poop, you little shit-tease, it’s cold and raining!

by dogs_be_poopin November 1, 2018

I’ll shit in your driveway

When you disrespect someone to the highest extent. You just want to shit in their fucking driveway , dawg.

Robertos best friend fucked his girlfriend so Roberto walks up to Kyle and simply says “I’ll shit in your driveway”

by the klit klapper November 5, 2018

Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018

holy-shit epiphany

When you realize something fundamental about life that until that moment had escaped your attention

Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!

by Rudee November 10, 2018

Shit with that thing

When a girl has a big, fat ass.

Damn, Becky can shit with that thing. Her ass is huge.

by optimalbuzz December 12, 2018

Shit mouth

A person whom cannot resist shit from falling out of their mouth. Constantly talking of things that do not concern them.

He told another tall tale on Ricky, what a shit mouth. Can’t he mind his own business?

by Josh Cause December 12, 2018

Lionel Richie that shit

A saying that means “you are going to do something all night long”, just like his song. Lionel Richie, All Night Long, overnight, all night, to the limit, to the max

I just finished a tough week at work. Are you going to party? Yep, I’m gonna Lionel Richie that shit!

by joecoolthefool December 12, 2018