Boy Math

The dummy or silly logic used by half-geeky males or semi-innumerates, who think that they are getting a good deal or making a smart move from their decision or action—their faux or fuzzy logic, or bigly calculations or guesstimations, often makes them a figure of fun.

Boy math is using a dollar bill as a bookmark that costs two bucks.
Boy math is driving two hours to and fro to save twenty bucks.
Boy math is buying indexed-funds hoping to retire prematurely.

by Numerati December 18, 2024

Boys Football

An adorable little time scheduled throughout the month called "practice" or if they wanna be serious, a "game" where boys dress up in matching cute silly little costumes, call themselves a "team" and throw around a ball and play fight.

Sorry carol, I cant hang out today. I need to attend my sons *Boys Football* practice

by vampzx3 December 18, 2024

Boy coochie

A boys asshole.

Damn cutie, let me taste that boy coochie.

by Jemry :3 December 20, 2024

plushie boy

when a person has a boyfriend/girlfriend plushie that they can legally get married to

person :hey dude! Did you hear that mathew has a plushie boy?
person2: yeah! its crazy! Maybye he just cant get a girl?

by myfirsttimeusingtheurbandictio December 21, 2024

San Francisco boy

A sultry man who loves putting on a sexy and slightly queer performance for his fans. He loves attention and thrives off those who cheer for him and worship him

Man 1: hey did you get tickets for that gig you wanted?

Man 2: absolutely! He's a sexy little San Francisco boy

by ValentineTittyBoy December 21, 2024

sigma sigma boy

some random ass russian song that sounds like it's saying "sigma sigma boy" its been associated on "brainrot" memes

hawk 1: bro i got 0% fluffy hair 💀💀
hawk 2: uhhhh sigma sigma boy sigma boy

by xpwn December 22, 2024

Sigma Sigma Boy

"Sigma sigma boy" is a brainrot term used by many brainrot content creators to farm views, likes and subscribers from Generation Alpha. The term became popular when Russian artists Betsy & Maria Yankovskaya released a song called "Сигма Бой" (Sigma Boy).

"Sigma sigma boy, sigma boy, sigma boy
Kazhdaya devchonka khochet tantsevat' s toboy"

by livingbeingHR December 27, 2024