i'm a stupid doodoo butt

Sans: "What's up."
Frisk: "I'm a stupid doodoo butt."
Sans: "Did you...did you just say 'I'm a stupid doodoo butt?'"
"Wow. I can't believe you would say that."
"Not only is that completely infantile...but it's also my secret codeword."
by personwholikesstuff July 13, 2020
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I'm gonna second that

When you finish making a sandwich and you go to put the condiments away, someone comes up behind you and says "wait I'm gonna second that!"

Basically when someone saves you from having to out something away.

Sweet relief.
"Hey man don't put the peanut butter and jelly back I'm gonna second that"
by parisfranke August 05, 2008
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Very common message posted to messageboards.

Normally posted by a disgruntled user when upset and wanting attention.

While someone who posts such a message will sometimes mean it and will never again go to that board after posting such a message, usually once they calm down, they'll come back and will be posting as though they never posted it.

On some messageboards, such messages are so common and/or posted by certain users so much that people have learned to automatically ignore them.
I logged in this morning to find yet another I'm leaving the board forever message. The guy that posted it has already posted ten of them and returned less then twenty four hours after each time.
by anonymous November 07, 2004
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I'M 11 SO STFU

"ALL THESE PEOPLE SAY IM 9, 2, I'M 11 SO SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Person: "aww, you look so cute! Are you in the 3rd grade?"

11 year old mistakend to be a 8 year old: 👀 I'm 11 so stfu. *walks away*
by namegurlll1234 December 23, 2017
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I'm secretly a whale

Another term for I'm secretly homosexual
I told Sam I'm secretly a whale
by Seth K April 09, 2017
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I'm never drinking again

A LIE we tell ourselves after drinking too much and suffering through a hangover in the futile hope that one will never again suffer the hangover. It is also an indication that events proceeding the hangover consisted of many things awesome that came from what sober people would consider a bad idea. In all cases this statement is a lie, as the person will undoubtedly drink again.
Guy 1: I'm never drinking again

Guy 2: Shut up, you'll feel better after you eat breakfast.

Guy 1: Okay, what's for breakfast?

Guy 2: Eggo waffles and beer, we ran out of syrup so here's some more beer.

Guy 1: ...fuck
by Bitch Puddin' March 03, 2012
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I'm all right jack

Original saying was "I'm all right Jack, pull up the ladder".
Meaning when a man had got safely on board ship by climbing the ladder from the sea or from a lifeboat, don't bother about saving the rest of the guys because I don't really care about them.
A thoughtless self-serving person when asked to sympathise or help someone who had lost his/her job might say "Well, I'm all right Jack!".
by CathC June 22, 2009
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