Button Scar Willy

This happens when the victim stands up after sitting around a campfire for awhile with button fly jeans. The heat in the metal of the buttons well you know........... it burns scars on your dick.

Man when we were camping last weekend joe got a button scar willy.

by Crimsonshadow66 June 6, 2009

Steamin' Willie Beamin'

When you jizz in a girls eye and simultaniouly take a dump on her chest

My boyfriend accidentally gave me a Steamin' Willie Beamin'

by Derek Persky December 8, 2009

sam the willy watcher

an expression used for peeping on ya m8 wile hes avin a slash.

hes actin like such a sam the willy watcher.

by jonesy9999999999999999999999 April 12, 2007

Wet Wipe Willy

Slang used to expound on "shitting" on a competitor
Created by Nicki Minaj in the "Nictionary"

I'm clearly wet wipe willy...hoe!!!

by mz.denise August 17, 2010

muff butt willy

The bearer of a muff butt, which is an unsightly patch of pubic style hair growing from and above the crack of one's ass.

Holy shit! I never noticed this before, but Jason is a muff butt willy!

by Anus Beeker August 13, 2007

Steam Boat Willie

When you're at a Disney park and Mickey Mouse flops out his hot diggity dog, you drop to your knees and perform fantastic fellatio.

Deano loved his trip to Disneyland after Mickey surprised him with a Steam Boat Willie

by TeenaVajeeeena August 2, 2017

The Dirty Wet Willy

During unprotected anal sex, right before the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and puts his wang into the woman's ear.

".......what?"

by Velvet September 27, 2003