Pace University 

Pace University, located in the heart of PLEASANTVILLE, NY.. that pretty much speaks for itself. Pace University..the biggest mistake of your life. If you're happy with drinking in one small living room at the townhouses, then this is the place for you. At Pace, you CONSTANTLY have to be worried about being written up. If you like walking up a huge hill, just to get shut down at the townhouses, this is the place for you. If you like to pregame quietly in your dorm room, only to find out that there is nothing going on, this is the place for you. You think it's going to be a good night? Think again. If you don't have a car, you're screwed. If you're thinking about going to the mall on a Saturday, have fun hopping on the shuttle, taking a train, walking 30 blocks there and back, hopping on the train again, and then waiting an hour for the shuttle to come pick you up in town, then this is the place for you. If you enjoy wildlife and nature outside your window, a farm at your convenience on campus, and running from the skunks after a long night of sitting on a couch in a "townhouse" THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU! If you're okay with waiting on a 20 minute line just to order some chicken fingers and french fries, this is the place for you. If you're ok with all of your friends going home on the weekends, this is the place for you. Remember high school? All those rumors and drama filled days? Well you can have it all back right here at Pace. If you like being constantly yelled at, this is the place for you. What are you waiting for??!!!! PACE UNIVERSITY!!!!

"ANOTHER AMAZING NIGHT AT Pace University!!!!"

Pace University by wooo0o0o0o December 9, 2008

Point Park University 

1. A university that concentrates on Dance and Musical theater. Has an over abundance of Fag Hags and Divas.

2. A University in downtown pittsburgh that offers degrees in performing arts and has a really ugly symbol.

1. I am a male, I am going for musical theater, and enjoy dick in my ass hole. I go to Point Park University.

2. I go to Point Park to major in Cinema and Digital Arts. No I am not gay.

Point Park University by Girlisagun July 19, 2007

washington state university 

Best community college in the state of Washington

Yeah, I went to Washington State University before going to a real school

washington state university by Do Lo August 2, 2006

Emmanuel College, University of Queensland, Australia 

Emmanuel College, University of Queensland is a residential college of the University of Queensland in St Lucia, Queensland, Australia. Emmanuel College was founded in September 1911. It was the first of the UQ residential colleges originally based on Wickham Terrace in Brisbane City to move to its current St Lucia site when the university relocated. The College admitted men only until the 1970's, when it became co-ed. Emmanuel College is currently the largest of the UQ colleges with approximately 350 students. Students living at Emmanuel College study for a wide range of degrees and are encouraged to excel academically through the college's extensive tutorial program. As well as academia, students at Emmanuel particpate in a wide range of mens and womens sports and compete against the other UQ Colleges for the annual Inter-College Cup (ICC).

Unfortunately the college has recently suffered due to the appointment of Marlene Tau. Ms. Tau is a proffessional student who does not have the capacity to function in the real world. For this reason she has found employment at the college due to their policy of employing the unemployable, in the past receptionist Wari has also greatly benefited from this scheme. Since arriving at Emmanuel, Marlene has succeeded in putting every member of the student body offside. Her policy of trying to act like a bossy parent to students, including telling people to "go to bed, you have to study tomorrow" has caused her to be the subject of much derision. She revels in the punishment of students caught enjoying themselves and is notorious for treating the students at the college, who are among the brightest school leavers in Australia, as children who are incapable of intelligent thought. She also seeks to remove the last vestiges of long standing traditions from the college as she attempts to create a college that is dry, boring and embarrassing on the sporting field. As she has proved incompetent as a college administrator, it is reccomdended that she pursue a career in film, Ms Tau performed admirably as a hobbit extra in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Emmanuel College, University of Queensland, Australia is most defenitely the greatest college in ICC, pity about that lady that resembles a hobbit though....

Emmanuel College, University of Queensland, Australia by Proud Emmanuel Alumni member April 22, 2006

oklahoma state university

A magical place filled with loads of beer and a variety of drugs, all for your taking as long as you pay about 10K and have a high enough ACT score, which is not difficult.

Jackie: I SO got into OSU!
Crystal: Dude, you're going to end up in rehab now.
Jackie: What for?
Crystal: Everyone knows that all Oklahoma State University kids do is drink and snort coke!

oklahoma state university by morphineline January 11, 2008

Texas Christian University 

The #97 ranked college in the nation. One of the largest endowments in the country (1.3 BILLION!) and one of the best fan bases in college sports. Unlike LSU, our athletes have to actually be in class to get a grade, not out chasing hogs and bling blingin' in Baton Rouge. But I digress. TCU also is one of the few universities in the nation to have a seperate fund just for campus upkeep. Which is why the campus looks better than a Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Alba sandwich on a beautiful Fort Worth day. TCU is also compared to Boise State University. Why? I am not sure. Boise State has some of the most classless, livestock violating fans in the nation. Meanwhile TCU fans are running the DFW metroplex like a Formula 1 racecar. BSU somehow got the "University" label even though they aren't even as good as Idaho State or the University of Idaho academically. BSU students are there for one reason and that is to pollute home games with their immense body odor and toothless smiles when Kellen Moore throws a touchdown. TCU is also compared to Southern Methodist University. SMU was the only college to get the Death Penalty for their football violations.

Boise High School kid: "Man I wish I could get into Boise State!"

University of Idaho student: "Just open the door, and do the connect the dots and you're in from what I've heard."

Texas Christian University student: "How many Rhodes Scholars do you have?"

BSU student: "I don't work in construction!"

Texas Christian University by Tony Horton January 13, 2012

Schreiner University 

This school blows. If you are thinking about going here............... don't! My roommate once said " I think this was the worst mistake I ever made."(speaking of his choice to attend Schreiner). Schreiner's girl to boy ratio may be 2:1 but the ratio of hot girls to boys is more like 1:50

Drake: I'm going to Schreiner University next fall!!1
Jordan: Awww man that blows

Schreiner University by TitsMcGee189 February 4, 2010