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mud for my turtle

After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle
by lewestogger1 June 18, 2009
mugGet the mud for my turtlemug.

3 headed turtle

The rare but real "talent" of taking not only an erect penis, but also the testicles in one's mouth while performing fellatio. Being able to deepthroat helps.
"That Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler's mouth was so big she could do the 3 headed turtle with ease."

Pornstars Annette Schwarz and Sasha Grey can do the turtle.
by e873 December 3, 2009
mugGet the 3 headed turtlemug.
The phrase "The Turtles are getting Curious" means that you are currently holding in a shit that feels like one of the logs is poking its head out of your ass like a turtle does with its shell.
"Man, the turtles are getting curious, its poppin' its head out. I can't hold this *borrence* much longer."
by Diego August 10, 2003
mugGet the the turtles are getting curiousmug.

growing a turtle head

A past due bowel movement that simply cannot be held much longer.
by BlastFamous July 6, 2009
mugGet the growing a turtle headmug.

Turtle Soup

the cause of being ridiculously slow from the effects of marijuiana
ey bro, your laggin it. did you have too much turtle soup today?

ingredients: turtle, water, and purple
by Double AYE July 16, 2010
mugGet the Turtle Soupmug.

ninja turtle generation

Those born between years 1983-1990, not later, maybe a year or two earlier.
It's no wonder the rest of the world is so fucked up, they weren't born in the Ninja Turtle Generation.
by wasoncejake August 10, 2005
mugGet the ninja turtle generationmug.

Scandinavian Turtle Neck

The act of tucking a snus into the foreskin of an erect, uncircumcised penis.

⚠️WARNING: Beginners should refrain from double tucking
“Yo bro, you coming out to the club?”

“Nah man, gonna put on my Scandinavian turtle neck and call it a night.”
by Bynn Capmann March 25, 2021
mugGet the Scandinavian Turtle Neckmug.

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