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Albuquerque ass clap

When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you
Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap
by Domphuckery September 27, 2025
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Clapped

Clapped is a old english latin term used to describe people who are mentally challenged or are extremely intoxicated or very high on drugs. Being clapped is usually a great thing in the country of Australia due to the amount of Bogans in the country.
Hugo you're absolutely clapped, Your hands are in your pants whilst your smoking a cig.
by Raredog21-69 November 21, 2018
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clapped

when people kill you in a game and say get fucking clapped
by theyluvflicks May 11, 2021
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Clapped

Ur so clapped
by gabi446 May 14, 2021
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Clapped

When something is unbearably ugly, that there isn't any other word to describe it but than the fact you want to clap(shoot) it .
Your Pet Is So Clapped!
by HughoDongus224 October 25, 2018
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Clap away daddy

A request during sex for a male to take his hands and slap them on either side of a females buttock cheeks, resulting in the cheeks going torwards eachother and hit eachother and go back away from eachother torwards each of the males hands. Usually this is done each hand at a time ore both hands at the same time resulting in a clap sound. When she says this phrase, she wamts him to do it I over and over again really fast to where it feels like they are leaving earth and going away.
Clap away daddy clap away!
by Coffinsome March 18, 2023
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clap

thy clappedge of thy cheeks otherwise referred to as the calppedge of thy shaft
howdy my homie i would like to clap thy cheeks
by jackysmacky4206969 October 23, 2019
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