Thomas

me my name is thomas

"Thomas, you are so sexy."
Me:
"Girl, I know."

by randomhobo69 May 6, 2023

Thomas

A FUCKING NIGGA

Thomas is such a FUCKING NIGGA

by FVBJVHBJF February 26, 2020

thomas bergen

A guy who is constantly butthurt and thinks you're talking shit about him.

"ARE YOU GUYS TALKING SHIT"
No, stop being such a Thomas Bergen.

by Jakethegardensnake March 15, 2016

Thomas

A badass legend who is married to Kendall Jenner. He will be a future billionaire who owns virgin airlines. He’s from the westsideeeeee.

Yo that Thomas kid is pretty dope what’s his @

by ILOBMCJMSNSHDBWSNDHANXBDNMANXN April 24, 2020

Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019

Thomas

Thomas has that dawg in him. That dawg goes woof woof and mutters racial slurs when he sleeps. 100% a pitbull. He also has an immensely dangly peepee shooter.

Girl: Hey is that Thomas over there?

Guy: Ain't no way, you can see his immensely dangly peepee shooter from MILES away.

Camera Man: *Faints*

by oneofthomassgirlfriends March 20, 2023

Thomas

is a tank engine, who lives at a big station on the island of Sodor

Thomas, is a tank engine, who lives at a big station on the island of Sodor

by EthanTheEngine7 March 12, 2024