Finance: when you think a person makes X amount so therefore they have Y moneys but totally negates any thought of bills or debt
Jack thinks just because i make 60k a year it means I have 60k in savings. Hes totally negating the fact I have a truck payments and a mortgage. He's trying to play the Bryson theory.
by Islandcouple69 January 12, 2021
by fradern June 27, 2021
If one person in a relationship really likes bread and the other dosen't, it's a really good sign the relationship will go places. If both parties like bread or dislike bread there is a great possibility it won't go as well.
Meghan: I love bread
Shawn: I hate bread
Tomás: due to the Bread theory they are perfect for eachother
Shawn: I hate bread
Tomás: due to the Bread theory they are perfect for eachother
by Nicheis October 16, 2023
It is when you see a person from a distance, and believe they are attractive, but when they get closer they are fugly.
This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.
This could affect both male and female persons from a distance, and in some cases the male/female person could look ugly from a distance, but when closer can possibly be attractive.
Woah she's hot bro!!
Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?
Awwh no way she's ugly!
Dude dont forget about the 'telescope theory,' wait till she gets closer?
Awwh no way she's ugly!
by jizz u l8a August 23, 2011
Oh, she knows how to make a pie? I’ve also heard that she makes other food really well. That means the pie theory stands.
by Boz1998 September 30, 2023
The May theory is a theory where people feel a spiritual connection during the month of May. Its where people realise what theyve been holding onto(spiritually, mentally, physically etc) its when they try and spend time distracting themselves and focusing on other things when really they should be focusing on themself. Everythings so chaotic and busy they dont have time for anything but they start to feel a sense of new strong beginnings. You start to let go of the past as the new season of Summer starts rolling in with the heatwaves, so if a friend feels a bit distant during May, be there for them, the May theory affects many
“Its May 1st!”
“Take care of yourself this month, the May theory…”
“Whats that?”
“Search it up on urban dictionary!”
“Take care of yourself this month, the May theory…”
“Whats that?”
“Search it up on urban dictionary!”
by maddie dalsh May 04, 2023
Corporate Tortograph Theory states that in the world of late-stage capitalism, the human impulse for creativity has been channeled so exclusively towards marketing that almost any absurd collection of words, names, or syllables is likely to coenside with a real-world entity, person, or organization of some sort, often in the corporate sphere.
“Jesse, I typed “Gortco” into Google and came up with a page for a random Norwegian company… just another proof for Corporate Tortograph Theory.”
by Galaxy94 June 30, 2023