A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim , Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans .
by Blitz7x July 11, 2018
Get the Lord Waffle Beard mug.A deuschy, annoying, pretentious ass hole who is full of himself and thinks his shit doesn't stink. His natural habitat is someplace "you've probably never heard of" He may look and smell like a hipster but in reality he just uses that as a ploy. Don't trust him. He also is a know-it-all who womanizes (hot) females by taking them out on expensive dates for 3-4 months, telling them how awesome they are, then hooks up with them and never calls them again, but can still be sighted staring at their magnificent hineys.
by word woman July 24, 2014
Get the pretentious twat waffle mug.When a man takes his penis and rests it between a girls ass cheeks. She farts, causing her cheeks to flap against his shaft creating a waffle effect.
Dude, I was trying to stick it in her ass last night when she farted - That was my first dirty steve waffle, but I think I liked it!
by bburdzel December 15, 2011
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Get the lost my waffle mug.A waffle toe shuffle is where one uses their toe to manoeuvre ones fecal matter toward the shower drain and then to poke it down said drain.
by Raven 92 March 17, 2017
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Get the inbred twat waffle mug.A sexual position where you ride your uncles dick like a helicopter, and then shit blood on his face because it’s your first time. You then hit the pile of shit with a tennis racket making it look like a waffle.
by Nick_Kerr69 May 24, 2022
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