A person with an abnormally large penis. Usually averaging to about 7.6 inches. Made up of about 88% Badass and 12% Gamer.
by TheRubyMatrix February 23, 2015
Get the thomas kiefermug. 
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas is a child with a magnum dong (10 inches or more) who gets crushed on by dumb bitches (only one dumb bitch tho)
by Jackson Adams April 21, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. the sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, gorgeous, handsome everything. Thomas Jolley can be often referred to as a ‘sloth’ due to his beautiful n lively character. The sloth thomas jolley is often blind and as a result as to wear glasses. If you know a thomas jolley in your life make sure you become friends and stay friends as he is likely to become rich n hench in his adult years. Another term for thomas jolley is absolutely solid and a massive unit.
by kingsmenC January 22, 2020
Get the thomas jolleymug. She's a funny girl, awesome, bold and good at all. She's trying her best at all times even she has a bad day. Mysterious person, but try to interact with her you'll gonna get a lesson in life that you'll never heard to someone. Moody everyday, but you're lucky person when you truly know how to get her. But at times she spends 2 hours in the bathroom doing nothing,but being stupid and mean to old people.
by Godly Fortnite Master 69 July 23, 2022
Get the Thomasmug.