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Steinkamp 

The word STEINKAMP can be used in many different ways. A
The main way the word is used is when a person is a bitch,slut,dick,douche,skank,whore, or just somebody nobody likes or cares about. STEINKAMPING is when someone is annoying as shit. See my examples below.
" Dude quit being a Steinkamp god damn"
" She has got to be a Steinkamp"

" Look she's a Steinkamp I wonder how often she puts out"
Steinkamp by The Doctor is IN January 3, 2011
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Steinkamp drunk 

Drunken stuper
Slanted eyes, perma-smile

Falls in love with everyone
I was the only one at the bar, I ordered Long Island iced teas, puked in my hotel room. I got Steinkamp drunk.

She got Steinkamp drunk, reached for the door handle of the car and fell out.

Phone conversation:

'You got quiet, what are you doing?' -girl
'Peeing on my neighbors lawn'-high maintenance hillbilly
'Aren't you in a wealthy gated community?'-girl
'Oh yeah...the neighbors are going to shit.'-high maintenance hillbilly

'You're Steinkmap drunk'-girl
Steinkamp drunk by Drunkenmascot December 8, 2012

Thomas Steinkamp

Thomas Steinkamp has a 69 inch dick and is always sticking his giant dick in hot girls vaginas and always gets head from hot girls
Thomas Steinkamp fucks hot girls all the time
Thomas Steinkamp by Koby is an ass September 20, 2018
Somebody who is way to big for their age, only wears St.Gregorys apparel that are 3 sizes too small. Someone who is attracted to goths but is afraid to admit it, also completely overuses the word fuck. Someone who believes they could take anyone, man, woman, child,demi-god, immortal, anything. Somebody who claims to be hard, but falls asleep to watching joey tribiani in friends. Claims to be a heavy drinker, but pukes after 6 beers.
I was hanging out with my buddy Ben, I though he was really cool but he turned out to be a steinaman.
steinaman by bromen January 11, 2008

Stinkapotamus 

A person who has access to a shower, toothbrush, hairbrush, and washing machine, yet severely lacks proper hygiene.
I don`t understand how you can be a stinkapotamus when you make 7 figures.

In elementary school the stinkapotamus will always get bullied.
Stinkapotamus by PThompson92 May 28, 2013

stenkamp 

To be able to consume and impossible amount of illegal substances (normally far more than the amount needed to kill a regular human being)and still be coherent and able to operate heavy machinery.

Also, used when describing someone that immediately falls in love with every person of the opposite sex they encounter.(But, not having them love them back)

Also, used to decribe chronic fibbers (the type that believe so religiously in falsehood, that it becomes real)
"Man, I just smoked 7 grams of dope, took some morphine, ate some shrooms, funneled a 26er and then drank a case of beer but.. im still fucking sober... WTF?"

That's such a stenkamp
stenkamp by fgdipjsgpf November 12, 2006

stinkapoop 

The puddle of sweat that shows up under your armpits.
Yo, did you check out maggies stinkapoop after tennis practice?
stinkapoop by Hbd March 4, 2008
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