sypher's law

sypher's law is when a single person asks another single person if they can be single together. the two do not date each other but is there for a source of comfort. it is a way of not being single while remaining single. IT IS A WAY OF LIFE.

single person 1 : wanna be single together?
single person 2 : um, why should I?
single person 1 : because sypher's law
single person 2 : that's acceptable

by sypher the great December 1, 2020

stepcousin-in-law

1- Stepcousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's stepcousin.
3- Step-first-cousin-in-law.

My stepcousin-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

1C1R-in-law

1- First-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed.

My 1C1R-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

Am's Law

The concept that no matter how well you explain something, Bouwn will still find a way to be completely inapt at understanding it.

This girl has some serious case of Am's Law.

by cyboryxmen May 30, 2018

Karmazov's Law

The inverse relationship of the real state of an interpersonal relationship proportional to the projected state of said relationship on social media; named after redditor j_karmazov who studied the phenomena.

A: "I feel so sorry for Brad; he's been so miserable after marrying Stacy."
B: "I know, right. But they seem so happy in all of her Instagram photos?"
A: "That's just for appearances, I guess. Karmazov's Law, and all that."

by ImaginaryGabe January 7, 2021

Emory's Law

Emory's Law states that if a person, place, or thing, does exist, will exist, or used to exist, someone will find a reason to hate it.

Alex: I hate Emory's law
Benson: I hate that they're building a new dam.
Craig: I hate how the Soviet Union ran its country.

by AVeryRealName October 18, 2021

Law of assumption

The law of assumption is a philosophy proposed by Neville Goddard. Goddard maintained that what we assume to be true, we call into our reality. The law of assumption uses imagination as the catalyst for realizing our dreams and aspirations. It says that what we can imagine, we can create.

Law of assumption : affirm u have/are/do ur desire + persist = manifest in ur 3D reality.

by anonymous July 30, 2023