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Robert

“Bro ROBERT you are so cool
I am autism
by Iluvvagina January 8, 2022
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Robert

Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.
Did you see Robert wearing thongs? "Once you go thong, you will always show your wong!"
by Syltburken September 11, 2021
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Robert

Robert is a very cool person (can also be referred to as a sigma). Robert is cool because he has a B+ in biology (almost an A). His lover is named Aiden too
Beta male: I want to be a sigma like you Robert

Sigma Robert: You will never be like me
by Sigma Inc. November 21, 2021
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Summer roberts

Summer roberts is selfless

Summer roberts is pretty
by Summer roberts lover November 23, 2021
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robert gormley

-a really cool guy
- usualy has a foot long if you catch my drift
- can kick your ass
"look out for robert gormley he once killed a deer with his cock
by Amy smith123 November 26, 2010
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Robert

Robert is a asshole who likes to make out with alote of girls so he's a cheater he only thinks of hiself and will never take a girl any place
Robert is a lowsy scumbag, that likes to Controll peoples lives
by Mrs.nice January 2, 2019
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Alexis roberts

An amazing girl who may have flaws but are outweighed by all are pros. She may not be the hottest but she can make you feel like you are the only man in the world. If you know Alexis Roberts she’s mine! Not yet but she will be. She has her secrets but if she trusts you more than her best friends she will tell you everything. Treat her right and don’t let her go, no one else on this world even compares to Alexis.
Joe: damn did you see that shawty last night

John: yeah she got but she probably ain’t anything compared to Alexis roberts.
by 🟧⬛️ ain’t nothing March 20, 2022
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