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Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.
Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.
by Stoney69 November 13, 2020
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type the pipe

mean to type so much in a girl dms shell let you smash the booty tooty fruit any time it mean to shoot yo shoot with a girl very well
damn girl can i type the pipe because that ass fat and you fine
by saysfuck.shit May 3, 2020
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t-pipe

A pipe used for vaporizing and smoking theobromine, which, when used this way, is psychoactive.
While his friends did tempt him with marijuana, James decided to stick with his t-pipe.
by __chase May 26, 2020
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Boston Pipe Bomb

When one inserts a phantom firecracker into their anal cavity for there partner to light the fuse and proceed to cup their balls and pull them which the caretaker of the firecracker screams having a massive shit grape shorted across your face
“I’m in the mood for a Boston Pipe Bomb
by Bambi Cock June 11, 2020
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totting pipe

Smoking illegally controlled substances with devilish banned substances in the illegal controlled subtance or substances.
"The "Nuggets", they be "totting pipe"; as in example the "Chif Keef" song "I Don't Like"; the group stated, "The "Nuggets" they be "totting pipe".
by doubleozero June 29, 2020
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Leaky pipe

A penis leaking discharge from having an erection or right after ejaculation
She loves to watch me as she sucks on my leaky pipe

Hahaha damn that’s fucked up
by Taking candy from a baby July 23, 2020
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pipe-wrench

Verb: to pipe-wrench
1) To bash away at a problem as if banging on it with a pipe wrench or other heavy object, applying possible solutions arbitrarily until one works or worse, taking arbitrary actions until the problem becomes solved by one of them
2) To angrily coerce a piece of software or machinery into functioning as intended as though beating it into submission with a wrench
1) I could use some help - I'm just pipe-wrenching this code right now
2) Zoom is working now - I had to pipe-wrench it by turning it off and on again and again
by Balloonie-cat1 October 21, 2020
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