While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting
by Endlessecho May 17, 2021
Get the Green Mountain Swamp Huntmug. When Partner 1 force feeds Partner 2 enough moonshine for them to pass out, then Partner 1 inserts Partner 2’s smart phone into Partner 2’s ass while recording. The footage is then uploaded to Partner 2’s social media.
“Yeah Derek gave me a Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy last night and the footage gave my grandmother a stroke. Hell of a family reunion though.”
by ShaftCraft43 March 4, 2021
Get the Rocky Mountain Colonoscopymug. Hugo Berg is a strange but smart creature. He tends to move around in Gullspång and he loves the smell of sweet sweet flowers. He doesen't take intrest in many things but the things he does take intrest in he tends to be really good at, one of these things is Sims where he spends his time building hoses and eating peanut butter. This creature is rarely seen because he usually spends his time curl up in his sex dungeon.
by ??????+ May 9, 2019
Get the Hugo Mountainmug. by the-all-giving August 30, 2022
Get the metaphor mountainmug. The Act of caressing a Man's thigh while moving into position for Anal sex on a Bike that costs $2000 or more.
by Skin DIver April 11, 2022
Get the Mountain Bikingmug. by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022
Get the Brokeback Mountainmug. by namefalgus September 3, 2021
Get the Fall Mountainmug.