charlenes law

The law of nature that states it's easy to find a guy to fuck YOU

But exponentially harder to find one willing to keep and support you

He likes having SEX and you pay for the room ?? Wow that's a shocker He lives by charlenes law

by Wyldstallyn May 21, 2017

Medill's Law

Never let a sickness or ailment get in the way of seeing a bird.

Person 1: Hey bro I'm feeling sick as a dog, don't know if I can go see this chick tonight.
Person 2: Medill's Law bro

by SweetDaddyD April 13, 2019

Neil's Law

Neil's law (also known as Neil's Rule of Homoerotic Analogies or Neil's Rule of Analogies About Your Mom) is an assertion made by Josh Neil in 1990 that has become an Internet adage. It states: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving homoeroticism or your mom approaches 1." In other words, Neil said that, given enough time, in any online discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably makes a comparison to your mom or homoerotic acts.

"Did you see that Alex shaved his beard?" "Ya, I'd hit that pretty mouth." "Dude, Neil's Law is so true."

by Warn A Wigga December 13, 2013

Frigg's law

Each and every week, without fail, so long as reddit exists, there will be a Star Wars related story on the front page.

Frequency of types of content on reddit front page.

11/2010: 23% self stories 15% politics 32% cats 31% omgstarwars

Frigg's law

by dsnchntd November 10, 2010

Maxime’s law

When you want to show somebody that something doesn’t work, it will automatically start working.

“Look at this dumb PowerPoint program, it never works!”
*immediately starts working”

“That’s Maxime’s law at work”

Or “I’ve been stuck on this part for the last 2 hours and made absolutely no progress, it can’t be done! Look for yourself”
*Immediately successful once somebody looks at you*

“I hate when Maxime’s law happens”

by The inventor of Maxime’s law October 3, 2023

Kayla’s law

When you see something on the internet that reminds you of them because they are obsessed with it, so you have to show them.

I saw this funny meme and I had to share it with you because Kayla’s law

by izanagi420 December 26, 2020

Lyle's Law

A term used by people who solve the NYT's daily crossword to point out the fact that the revealer to a puzzle's theme has a high likelyhood of being in the bottom-right corner.

Just like Lyle's Law indicates, the revealer for today's puzzle was in the southeastern corner today, 3 spaces above the bottom border of the puzzle.

by Crow14 June 20, 2022