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Johnny

That guy that keeps eating all my fucking sugar
JOHNNY WHY DO YOU KEEP EATING ALL MY FUCKING SUGAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER STOP EATING THE FUCKING SUGAR
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Johnny

You really remind me of johnny.
by Picatchuisesuou January 13, 2023
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Bedlam Johnny

A misunderstood person who appreciates a nice booty and boobs. Women love and dream about him for his humbleness, honesty and ability to satisfy them mentally and sexually. It's urban legend that if a single woman is feeling lonely and wants a wet dream, she would have to say, repeatedly " dirty Johnny " before eating ice cream.
A man used to wheesper dirty bj ( bedlamjohnny) if he wanted to impress a daughters father before asking her hand in marriage. A bedlam johnny
by FW NIBBAWATTS January 15, 2023
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Johnny Burns

This guy is the smartest most funny guy ever. I would def have gay sex with him.
Johnny Burns is fucking awesome and deserves everything good in this life and needs someone to check up on him because he is falling into a state of severe depression.
by Opulentbitch February 5, 2023
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Johnny bite

When one offers a taste of food to an acquaintance or friend, and they enjoy far more of the food than the intended offer was
I told Johnny he can taste the food, but he took a Johnny bite and now half my food is gone
by TooterMcGaving February 15, 2023
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Johnathan "Johnny" WhistleFishBoneBloweriluly 'Johnnie' Johnathan
Johnathan "Johnny" WhistleFishBoneBloweriluly 'Johnnie' Johnathan
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Johnny 5

A production manager that's red in the face, hungover or drunk and hates women, children and animals.
Hey man, the production manager is miserable and is clutching his liver. Should we call an ambulance? No need, he's just a Johnny 5.
by Adam Harrington April 17, 2025
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