coffee badgers

“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.

Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!

by UpIce#3 December 21, 2023

Indian coffee

When jumping in a lake or a cold river in the morning to wake yourself up as american indians had no coffee per say

Dude im wasted, in need some indian coffee this morning

by boneshaker July 26, 2020

Peruvian Coffee

Used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to describe someone who doesn't shower or care about personal hygiene. The term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. It is only about the strong stench of the certain coffee.

Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!

by ugaatl September 8, 2025

coffee

a college student's blood

"Is there a coffee doner nearby?"

by クランチ June 23, 2019

Coffee

A name given to a stimulating feeling that represents amphetamine though largely inferior.

Going to turn on the coffee pot on you better behave!

by Creature44 February 27, 2019

coffee

domenic's only thing that makes him happy

Most of 7L: You're too young for coffee
Domenic: I need coffee to live,

by yoga19 August 19, 2019

Coffee market

The coffee market it's a market of coffee, you understand, no, i am not a teacher fuck you
XDDD, I imagine a people read this article, I, I CRY the funny

For example: "Hey, you have any gram of coffee
- no, but in the coffee market has veryy veryy much

by CYROK October 31, 2018