PISS SNAKE

The stream of urine which "snakes" accros the pavement wile you are pissing in the corner of a shop window on the way home drunk. Yeah you know you have done it.

1."Woah guys watch out theres a piss snake ahead."

2."Woooo hooo check out my piss snake its gona tangle with your shoelaces dude"

by Campbell on the loose January 2, 2008

gay as a snake

a derogitory term, desribing a person or persons that are approx 33% mongoloid. It is often used to describe people who say 'rad as a snake'

those guys at work are gay as a snake

by snake.expert March 8, 2009

snakes on a plane

noun, verb, adjective, any: A simple universal phrase that can be taken to mean anything, anywhere, anytime; and when said, is ALWAYS funny. Randomness is a common prerequisite for use of this phrase. Usually having somewhat of a negative connotation, Snakes on a Plane can be conceptually used just like the word fuck, as a common replacement for any word, or a common additon to any phrase. However, since the phrase is universal, it can be used to signify positive events as well. It can be used as a synonymn for anything from smoking weed to having sex. Coined by Samuel L. Jackson in the 2006 upcoming summer blockbuster by the same name, Snakes on a Plane is the most versatile and most loosely-used phrase in existance. Comonly used with the word muhfuggin appearing any number of times throughout.

Since the phrase is such a universal and all-encompassing one, the words "Snakes" and "Plane" MUST always be capitalized.

John: Hey Cliff, whats up dude?
Cliff: Not much man.
(Long Pause)
Cliff: Muhfuggin SNAKES on a muhfuggin PLANE, man!
John: HAHAHAHA! ROFFUL! Cliff you kill me dude (wipes tear).

"You do that again, Imma' go Snakes on a Plane on your ass."

"Its hotter'n Snakes on a Plane out here."

Ryan: Hey dude, you up for Snakin' on a Plane tonight?
Andrew: Ive been wanting to Snakes on a Plane all day. Im SO glad you said that, dude. Seriously.

Old War Vet: I was there at Iwo Jima! It was a bloodbath. It was like Snakes on muhfuggin' Plane out there.
Young Boy: Dude, that mustve been crucial...

Emily: Hey baby, Ive been thinking about you all day... How bout a little Snakes on a Plane action tonight?
JC: I was thinking the same thing, baby...

Mike: Youre a fucking idiot, Adam.
Adam: Oh YEAH? Snakes on a Plane, dude. Muhfuggin SNAKES. On a PLANE.
Mike: Alright, dude, you got me.

by Johey Christian September 13, 2008

Snake your buddy

To betray a friend's trust, often over a dating partner.

Ben Dover sure got shafted by his pal over a girl he fancied, l guess some devil said to snake your buddy!

by I, Wreckerrr August 23, 2020

Hot Snakes

cool or awesome, a more emphatic expression for Hot Shit.

That set was 'Hot Snakes'!

by Acorn254 November 4, 2006

Rainbow Snake

Acording to the aboriginal theory of creation a gaint rainbow snake (or raibow shnake) shat out the world and came down and created all the animals, abos, plants and features of the land

"dish lands lookin a bit barron, its time, to create a billabong" - Rainbow Snake

by Mr. super amazing and shit October 15, 2008

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020