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Silence of the Spams

The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.
Phone rings.

I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.

Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."
by hmcdesq December 6, 2022
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siloshini

Siloshini is a smart;hard working woman.She has a calm and comforting voice and a stunning appearance.She is a very determined and inspiring person that always strives to help others.Siloshini is a great role-model and is extremely humble.She is a great listener and will support you through anything ,of course while adding a small opinion.Siloshini is an extremaly kind person and will always try her best to make you happy.Siloshini is a very respectable woman and has many surprises.Siloshini is the definition of a lady.
Siloshini is the greatest person ever.
by Siloshini January 31, 2023
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Some dumb Beat Saber player who lives in Australia. Favorite hobbies: Slicing Bloqs. Favorite Game: WHAT DID I JUST SAY IDIOT. Despite his name, no, he does not actually bang, he plays a vr game what did you think.
SilentBang is a cool guy
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Siluna

A hot, sexy, dark faired man often coming from countries Sri Lanka and India, he's got the charming looks and humour which is unmatched. He usually into playing games such as valorant and often proves to be great at them too, he catches feelings for women easily but already has his eye set on this one special girl.
Person 1: 'Who is this new Nashrah girl dating?'

Person 2: 'It's Siluna, he's really protecting of his girl'
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silly slit challenge

The silly slit challenge is when someone dares someone else to take a piece of paper, and give themselves a paper cut right on the tip of the penis
Friend 1; “I dare you to do the silly slit challenge!”
Friend 2; “fine! Let me get my dick out
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Sillay

Sillay is a mix of words silly and slay, it means exactly what it says. It´s silly (foolish) and it slays (as a form of approval). Usually used as an adjective or a verb.
person 1: I think it would be a time saver if cereal came already in a bowl.
person 2: That is so st.. actually sillay.
by m0rningpers0n October 19, 2023
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silhoe

Look at that Silhoe.
by Marley-Quinn November 1, 2023
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