Sadness Junkie

Someone who somehow manages to be affected and sad about every single awful event that the media hurls at us.

Another celebrity died and all the sadness junkies are out in full effect.

by Riot Craig October 4, 2017

Sad Sack

A man or woman at the roulette table in caesars palace who can’t afford to put down at least 100 dollars on red or black.

Well would you look at these sad sacks wearing the phish shirts.

by Burgertime22 November 24, 2021

short sad sam

A very rich short African American boy who if he is smart enough can take your queen. A natural Casanova 100% not a lie. He likes to drink bleach. He is very short and sad. His therapy is going..........ok.

short sad sam touched me in my no no area!!!! CALL THE POLICE

by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023

*sad*

Used in online conversion to express sadness.

Me: I failed.
she: *sad*.

by issoh March 12, 2018

Sad boar

A joke referring to a boar plush that is sad. May also refer to a crying boar emoji.

i’m a sad boar
sad boarrrrrrr

by mehsabo March 20, 2021

SAD

SAD, also know as Semi Attractive, Disgusting is a way to judge a girl on their looks. SAD girls are hot/attractive but they also have attributes that make them disgusting. SAD girls are fuckable but your bro's might give you shit if they fin out.

Garrett-"Yo man, that Amanda chick is sad"
Chris-"I have to agree, she's hot but kinda has a mustache."

by Nigger1.0 October 14, 2011

Sad zargarian

A person who unintentionally paralyzes someone due to they’re dysfunctional behavior. Consumed by the fact that all the money in the world wouldn’t change the fact that person crippled a man that gave him life.

Man you know that guy over there?

Who that guy over there?

Yeah, he’s just a sad zargarian.

by Kolltroll November 23, 2021