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Red Ring Of Death

The worst nightmare you would ever have back in the day on the original XBOX 360 in it's launch. Trust me, it's fucking painful if you ask me, it happened to me one time I got the old 360 few days after Christmas. This was due to the rushed launch of the 360, or just buying a used one that may have already gotten the dreaded red ring.
This was (thankfully) solved with Microsoft holding a 3 Year warranty for repairs on the console. Well now we are in 2017, if you have this problem now and you had it for about what, 10 years? You are screwed. Or you can just buy a slim 360 which won't break down on you. So I guess you are not boned after all.
"Fuck, my game froze." *notices Red Ring Of Death* "FUCK!!!"
by That2000'sKid March 8, 2017
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crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"
I am not getting near that crud ring!
by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017
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Woofer ring

A fake engagement ring you wear to keep single guys from bothering you.
A guy/women will see this woofer ring on your hand and see that you are taken...just an extra prop to keep unwanted attention.
by Tymedowntoo April 12, 2017
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Ring of Fire

A party game where the goal is to not ecajulate last.

Gather a group of mates, preferably two or more, and form a circle.

Place a biscuit in the center of the circle and basically start jerking off, aiming for the biscuit.
Whoever is the last one to ejaculates on the biscuit has to eat it.
Guy 1: Hey mate, wanna have a go at Ring of Fire?
Guy 2: Nah, mate, that's disgusting!
by iAmPilot April 30, 2017
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orphan ring

1. Orphan Ring is an orphaned fried good or goods, consummated amongst other unassorted fried dishes.

or

2. An Orphans ring.
1. I ordered French Fries and received a lucky Orphan Ring at the bottom!

2. Sweet! Barnacles from a deep fryer yielded me Orphan Rings on my Blooming Onion.
by SOLARMOON May 7, 2017
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Ring of Fire

When two gay men are simultaneously chowing down on each others assholes like the fart monsters they are. Thus creating one continuous tube or circular human centipede.
Billy and I were caught in a ring of fire last night. Which is fine when we kiss cause.... ya know...
by emmerwemmer June 1, 2017
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Rachel Ring

An annoying little girl who cant control her self and begs for gummy candies constantly. Her only friend is Jesus. She wears nasty retainers that are almost as gross as her soul. Shes an all around repulsive person please stay away from her.
by Los Me October 2, 2017
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