Ptfh

the noise you make when someone does something funny or dumb

ex. "Michael do a cartwheel" "OKAY" *proceeds to fall on the ground* "PTFHH"

by Bubbykun September 7, 2019

PTBD

When u see someone in a hallway who u have serious beef with and it triggers a series of bad memories which instantaneously make u want to fuck that bitch up

I have such bad PTBD with that bitch Karen

by BigAO September 16, 2019

PTS

PTS means Peep The story (look at such and suchs story on social media)

Yo I just got the new modern warfare PTS.

by FLOPTOP September 27, 2019

PTSD

When your boss gets called out for running away from making decisions during breaking news and then he writes an email to respond to the slander saying it gave him PTSD from a similar incident in 2016.

I can remember so many times during breaking news when I would not leave the newsroom despite bursting because I had to go to the restroom or starving because I hadn’t eaten at all that day. Your email gave me PTSD.

by spring breaker October 4, 2019

Pterrocylcamalgnomiatiosis

Pterocylcamalgnomiatiosis is a degenerative disease known for making it's victims resemble Pterosaurs (giant flying dinosaurs) except patients are unable to fly and end up dying if not being watched closely

Pronounced: Tero-sill-com-mal-no-mia-tee-oh-sis

Man 1: Bro my girl just got Pterrocylcamalgnomiatiosis
Man 2: damn bro that's a mouthful

by Fallen Corpse October 14, 2019

PToCD

Post Tournament of Champions Deprsession (noun).

The feeling of utter emptiness and not knowing what do with oneself after the World Scholar’s Cup Tournament of Champions has ended.

Can last anywhere from several hours to several lifetimes.

In extreme cases it may cause sweaty eyes and loneliness.

The known cures include; texting friends made through ToC, looking at WSC memes, and signing up for the upcoming season of WSC.

“Dang, PToCD is really hitting hard right now.”
“Tell me about it. It’s even worse than PGRD (post global round depression)!”

by Alpaca Is Me November 16, 2019

ptxeu

A godly fortnite player who’s good at every aspect of the game including, Building, and Editing

“Wow, you’re as good as ptxeu

by ptxeu December 10, 2019