An order for a big mac at a McDonalds fast food restaurant relayed from counter clerk to chef in a broad scouse (Liverpudlian) accent.
Customer: I'll have a Big Mac and a large fries.
Counter Clerk (turns towards chef): MACHHHHH ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!
Customer: Wow, mac one.
Counter Clerk (turns towards chef): MACHHHHH ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!
Customer: Wow, mac one.
by Benjamina July 1, 2007
Get the Mac Onemug. Me:*Trying to break ice*don’t do it man let’s talk, you watch anime?
Stranger:*about to jump off a bridge and end his life* this is the first time I’ve been noticed, and yeah I watch anime.
Me:np what’s got you down my guy?
Stranger: I feel alone and no one loves me
Me:I know that it may feel that way but things get better.
Stranger:I’m scared of being miserable forever
Me:Why don’t you come down from their and we can go watch some anime at my place and talk.
Stranger: yeah sure, you like one piece too?
Me:Kys no one loves you and your mid piece.No wonder no one likes you
Stranger: jumps
Me:Trollface.jpg
Stranger:*about to jump off a bridge and end his life* this is the first time I’ve been noticed, and yeah I watch anime.
Me:np what’s got you down my guy?
Stranger: I feel alone and no one loves me
Me:I know that it may feel that way but things get better.
Stranger:I’m scared of being miserable forever
Me:Why don’t you come down from their and we can go watch some anime at my place and talk.
Stranger: yeah sure, you like one piece too?
Me:Kys no one loves you and your mid piece.No wonder no one likes you
Stranger: jumps
Me:Trollface.jpg
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
Get the One piecemug. One who looks fantastic from about a block away, but as you get closer to the person, he or she has major flaws; i.e. the beautiful tan skin is baggy or wrinkled, the bleached-blond hair is dry and straw-like, etc. The person is, overall, less hot than originally anticipated.
My neighbor's a one-blocker.
by Dirty Old Omer November 11, 2010
Get the one-blockermug. One addition is known as the better, most popular name of the band one direction,
a band formed with Louis Tomlinson (aulso often referred at as Lewis or Tommo the tease), Harry Styles (or Harold), Niall Horan (Nialler), Liam Payne (Lime or Lima whatever you prefer) and Zayn Malik (aulso known as Zen Milk).
The band has in total 3 names:
-one direction
-one subtraction
-one addition
a band formed with Louis Tomlinson (aulso often referred at as Lewis or Tommo the tease), Harry Styles (or Harold), Niall Horan (Nialler), Liam Payne (Lime or Lima whatever you prefer) and Zayn Malik (aulso known as Zen Milk).
The band has in total 3 names:
-one direction
-one subtraction
-one addition
Interviewer: One addition will be performing live!
Louis: Give it up for One addition!!!
The fans: woooohooooo !!!(they loved the new name)
Louis with yet another great name: One subtraction!
Fans: wooohooooo!
Louis: Give it up for One addition!!!
The fans: woooohooooo !!!(they loved the new name)
Louis with yet another great name: One subtraction!
Fans: wooohooooo!
by Oneadditioner November 10, 2020
Get the One additionmug. A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.
by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015
Get the Drunk onemug. A person who is so unintelligent that it seems they only have one brain cell, contrary to the fact that the human brain has over one billion.
by dickinyourass August 26, 2018
Get the One Cellermug. One of the biggest bands that ever existed. The band members are regularly known as terrible dancers and the best people on earth.
One Direction, often shortened to 1D, are an English-Irish pop boy band formed in London, England in 2010. The group are composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson; former member Zayn Malik departed from the group in March 2015.
After Zayn Malik left the group, the band only lasted for about another year. After that, the band announced a hiatus that was supposed to last 18 months. Well, we're in December 2020 right now and it's been 60 fucking months.
A permanent split has not yet been confirmed, for this reason it is believed that for members of one direction, 18 months have a different duration than normal.
One Direction, often shortened to 1D, are an English-Irish pop boy band formed in London, England in 2010. The group are composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson; former member Zayn Malik departed from the group in March 2015.
After Zayn Malik left the group, the band only lasted for about another year. After that, the band announced a hiatus that was supposed to last 18 months. Well, we're in December 2020 right now and it's been 60 fucking months.
A permanent split has not yet been confirmed, for this reason it is believed that for members of one direction, 18 months have a different duration than normal.
Person 1: What's your favorite favorite band?
Directioner: One Direction.
Person 1: Girl One Direction no longer exists.
Directioner: *cries in a not so cool way*
Person 1: Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to-
Directioner: Shut the fuck up girl. They're in a damn H-I-A-T-U-S. I don't care if it's been over 18 months. THEY'RE STILL EXIST AND THEY'RE STILL A BAND. You can't change my mind.
Directioner: One Direction.
Person 1: Girl One Direction no longer exists.
Directioner: *cries in a not so cool way*
Person 1: Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to-
Directioner: Shut the fuck up girl. They're in a damn H-I-A-T-U-S. I don't care if it's been over 18 months. THEY'RE STILL EXIST AND THEY'RE STILL A BAND. You can't change my mind.
by Foockinloosah December 8, 2020
Get the One Directionmug.