type shit

It's like tying your shoe type shit.

Lenny: As soon as my dad puts down his cigarette he picks up another one.

Me: That's some John Wayne type shit.

by Starvingmidget December 15, 2010

piss of shit

- Spelling mistake (it should be called piece of shit)
- When a shit takes a piss

u fucking piss of shit

by snfbse9f8isebf May 14, 2010

Unfinished shitness

What happens when you go for a shit and are interrupted or otherwise forced to finish early, and then you return to the bathroom at a later time.

I have to go back to the bathroom, I've got unfinished shitness.

by mregina January 06, 2016

old as shit

So old and decrepit that you look like dinosaur droppings.

If she isn't as old as God, she' s at least as old as shit and about as usless.

by nom de fume April 08, 2016

Legendary shit

Something so dope that it is the SHIT. To further emphasise it…it is LEGENDARY SHIT.

You: Hey u heard the new One Republic song?
Bro: I ain’t worried? Oh! That is LEGENDARY SHIT yo

by Ryan.N March 30, 2023

Shit alert

The signal that your body sends you that lets you know to shit within the next 10 minutes or your gonna shit yourself.

I was in the middle of the football game when I got a shit alert

by Jsummers33 December 22, 2016

Hairy Shit

A nasty dump with numerous strands of Shit that look like brown hair.

Eddie had the Taco feast last night & today He destroyed the toilet with a Hairy Shit!

by FilmoFreddy January 23, 2019