Ever been stabbed by a person or thought of stabbing another? Well I’ve got the thing for you!
Mom: Not my son!!!!! :0
Intruder: What, you egg?! :<
*stabs*
Son: Nooooo :(
Mom: Not my son!!!!! :0
Intruder: What, you egg?! :<
*stabs*
Son: Nooooo :(
by Handymany;) May 28, 2018
The easiest food to make you only need egg, fried and rice if you can't do it u fuck up u parents are going to disown u!
by little blue blob January 22, 2021
An Egg McFuckin Idiot is somebody or group of somebody's that are in line at a fast food restaurant, are together as a group or family with only one person ordering. They wait until they are right up at the register before they start deciding what they want to order, causing everybody behind them in line to wait while they stumble thru the rocket science process of trying to read the menu. It's even worse when they have kids that start to argue. Once the order is finally placed, the whole group lumbers away to find someplace to sit.
Frequently there is no established line at a fast food restaurant and it's not uncommon to get behind somebody, only to realize they aren't even in line. Or have the attendent ask the not next person inline for their order. No visit to a fast food restaurant is complete with experiencing an Egg Mcfuckin Idiot who gets up to the register with no fucking idea about what they want to eat. How many times do these morons have to visit a fast food restaurant before having some idea about the menu?
by Big Ed Moustapha April 05, 2010
I went to the grocery store and almost stepped on a Mexican Easter egg that someone threw in the parking lot.
by meltron2d2 June 02, 2011
This gem begins by taking an egg and inserting it into your partner's anal cavity. You shall then begin to ass rape your partner with reckless abandon to the point of creating enough heat friction to boil said egg. Once egg is boiled through this process you will punch partner in the kidney at which point egg well be passed. You shall then take egg and crack it open on partner's forehaed and exclaim "Welcome to Potomac Fuck Face". You will then feed egg to partner.
The other day I saw Kyle with a bruise on his forehead and I asked what happened. He said that he met some dude named Vinnie who sure knew how to dish out a Potomac Poached Egg. At that point I also realized why he was walking so funny.
by guitargodrob January 17, 2011
by PineappleAssBuster December 11, 2019
The term given to a asain dude in wheel chair that intentionally gets locked out in the rain or pushed into a swimming pool.
Well Han, you lost the bet so you're going to have to spend the rest of the party as a Soggy Egg Roll.
by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020