Dan Heng

Dan Heng is the person everyone wants. Ironically though, he has a husband.

Carol: "DAN HENG!!!!!! COME GET YOUR COCK UP ME PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU"

by NYV4-0815 May 5, 2024

Dan west

Absolute fockin geeza. Beats an oluwa Seun at everything. Including big cock competitions. Everyone wants to shag him including the boys but he’s straight so peak for them.

Oluwa Seun is so cool.

Yh but hav u heard of a dan west he’s better

by Shuttjdjdbdbdjd June 26, 2019

Dan

A pussy ass bitch

Have you met dan yet, he’s a pussy ass bitch who’s afriad of Lia

by :)danyulsabitch May 4, 2018

deserter Dan

A person who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague on the M&S contract... But then ditches you to go to the ASDA contract - justifying it as a "secondment" and "a great opportunity"

But in actual fact, he's a cunt for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!

I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she shal now be known as Deserter Dan

by Luke1909 January 13, 2023

kong dan

Just a statement that Dan is the king. Usually related to sales-results.

Did you hear? Dan made another sale... Typical Kong Dan

by kendoui February 26, 2018

Damp Dan

Instead of a Wet Willy, drool on finger and swipe it between a pair of butt cheeks like a credit card.

I lost a bet, had to let a bro give me a damp Dan.

by CirckleK May 22, 2023

Dan

An overlord who rules over everyone and everything.

You must pray to Dan before dinner.

by Dan777455454 June 14, 2023