Chinese cum gun

putting anal beads in your penis, jerking off, busting, then pulling the anal beads out and the semen being launched on the female taint

my wife was tired of using them so she let me use them! MAN i love the Chinese cum gun

by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022

Louisiana squirt gun

When you douche your ass and release the swampy mud water on your roommates face.

Hey, Max and his girl are passed out drunk...let’s hit ‘em with the ol’ Louisiana Squirt Gun!

by Louisianalovin July 27, 2020

air hard gun

when you get hard, and put a BB pellet into the tip of your dick, and then ejaculate so hard that the BB pellet goes flying into your gf face.

patricia: kyle shot me with his air hard gun last night

gilbert: do you mean air soft gun ??
patricia: no.

by mike balzitch June 23, 2022

Muddy snow gun

A sexual act involving two participants wherein participant A lays down on their back with their legs over their head. Participant B places a mound of cocaine on the anus of participant A and positions their nose over it. Participant A then proceeds to blast a powerful shart out of their anus, propelling a shit-laced cloud of cocaine into the nose of participant B.

Larry, being an enthusiastic enjoyer of sniffing farts and doing cocaine, deciced to combine the two and try a muddy snow gun with a local prostitute.

by Fluffy42 September 3, 2021

guns n' roses

Okay, so GNR truely is the greatest classic rock band ever, next to Led Zeppelin, with a bad ass reputaion. Now seeing as to the fact that they have the biggest asshole (next to my ex-boyfriend) in the world for a lead singer, they were hated by many, many people, such as my parents. I love them, partialy because the love of my life sang Sweet Child for me one day when i was horrified of life. But yes, back to the point, Guns n' Roses. I love them with the majority of my heart and wished that they had stayed together...

Dude! WTF do you mean? you've never heard of guns n' roses? you oughta be shot! jk jk

by theloveoryourlife August 28, 2006

Gun Range Money

In Reference to Baltimore, MD native Tom Clancy, and his petition to install a gun range in his 17,000 sqf penthouse apartment in the Ritz Carlton Residences in Baltimore's inner harbor.

I was hanging at the club the other night with this guy, dude had Gun Range money!! He was buying drinks for everybody!

by Bubbles Barksdale April 3, 2011

Guns N' Roses

What middle aged dads listen to because they think they've outgrown Metallica

I'm not dissing Guns N' Roses. They're still a kickass band.

by hashtag_hashtag June 18, 2018