A funny but crap film.
Funny becos its shit
only 2 funny parts sum 1 wit a brit accent says:"My Name is Chin wa tokasinkodsay ella nooooooohhhhhhh... but u can call me Dwayne".
and a part where a girl has an oversized teddy bear and sum1 walks up 2 her and goes:" Your parents......were eten by godzilla
Funny becos its shit
only 2 funny parts sum 1 wit a brit accent says:"My Name is Chin wa tokasinkodsay ella nooooooohhhhhhh... but u can call me Dwayne".
and a part where a girl has an oversized teddy bear and sum1 walks up 2 her and goes:" Your parents......were eten by godzilla
Tongan Ninja is a very bad quality, shit film which is only really funny cos its a shit copy of kung powwhich kicks ass
by Lucas December 31, 2003
Get the tongan ninjamug. based on the concept that ninjas can kill you without you knowing they're there, ninja sex is the act of having sex wit a person without them even knowing your fly is undone! in this situation its generally useful to be very quick or poorly endowed. both of which are traits known to be commonplace amongst ninjas oddly enough.
i was out the other night and stayed over in this girls place.decided i was too tired for a proper ride so i decided on a bit of ninja sex we were making out a bit and i got to taking out my dick, replaced my finger with it, blew my load tuk it out and got the finger bak in without her knowing. she asked the next morning why we didn't have sex. i got mine! ninjad!
by megadonkulaurus January 4, 2011
Get the ninja sexmug. A better version of a ninja - it's green. Found in the forests of Africa. Considered a "n00b" for not being public enough.
by The Green Ninja January 12, 2008
Get the green ninjamug. A sexual act wherein one proceeds to have a quickie with their partner in the kitchen of a resaurant (preferably a burrito joint) during operating hours in a covert manner.
by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005
Get the mexican ninjamug. A person, usually high school to college aged young white or Asian male, who purchases weapons, such as samurai swords, maces, spears, scimitars, fancy looking knives, daggers, and nun-chucks at a shopping mall, usually from stores like Merlot's Cutlery, China Capital Arts, or various privately owned Oriental gift shops. Will talk trash to each other about the quality of their swords, which they will never use for anything in real life. Some of these people will pay high prices to purchase "better" swords on the internet, in the range of $300 to several thousand dollars, to out-do their friends or enemies who bought their blades at the local shopping mall. These people are often goths, thugs, or kids who are at the bottom of the social totem poll.
Dude, Mike owns like 10 samurai swords, 4 pairs of nunchucks, a bowstaff, and throwing stars. He got them all at China Capital Arts. He is such a mall ninja.
by Lupara2012 July 29, 2012
Get the Mall Ninjamug. the true name of a technique which is also known as Sexy no Jutsu and is used by the character Naruto in the popular anime series of the same name.
by Rikki Ru February 20, 2008
Get the ninja centerfoldmug. A secret level of ninja that is rarely talked about, because no one knows who they are. Along with having superior ninja skills, they are skilled in the ways of "secrecy", and do not let others hear of their glorious ninjatastic ways. The creator of this special league of ninjas is said to be so great, his supreme awesomeness cannot be expressed in words. Not even the nuclear ninjas have seen him.
Guy: Dude! My algebra teacher is a total douche. I tried to get him fired, but it didn't work!
Some Other Guy: If all else fails, use the nuclear ninjas. They always get the job done.
Some Other Guy: If all else fails, use the nuclear ninjas. They always get the job done.
by Astreed November 21, 2007
Get the nuclear ninjasmug.