hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

Flag

Get the hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it mug.

corporate nice

Work in a corporate setting everyone has to be nice, when really can’t stand someone. If an issue comes up, people are nice about it, but will get angry and complain to a supervisor. Demanding a request using nice words. Like Minnesota or Texas nice, but in a corporation.

I thought he was fine when I told him a conference room was not available. He complained to my supervisor. He was being corporate-nice.

If you could work on Saturday, that would be great. Demanding to work on Saturday or will be consequences. Supervisor was being corporate nice.

by surfangel May 13, 2018

Flag

Get the corporate nice mug.

Being nice

Doing something and wanting something in return

Person 1: hey here’s a dollar
Person 2: thanks for being nice
Person 1: no I want secrets on your sister

by Don’t brag July 6, 2022

Flag

Get the Being nice mug.

being nice

an overrated action

I don't like being nice to stupid people, because it just encourages their stupidity.

by pooam February 20, 2025

Flag

Get the being nice mug.

Too Nice

An expression in the context of relationships in which a woman rationalizes the realization that a potential male partner is homosexual but has to explain to someone the reason for their friendship (as a supposed to romance) without exposing sensitive information the male friend may not want people to know.

"Mom, why did you and Dad break up?"

"Well, honey your dad is... he was too nice."

".

by AffordableDoubts February 6, 2025

Flag