Smelly Johnson

You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company

I can’t believe I got smelly Johnson’ed

by Chibs5 April 4, 2022

Manila Johnson

Used to describe someone that spends all day sh*tposting, usually at work

Zoo Wee Muma!!! You are being such a Manila Johnson, do some work!!!!

by RowleyWimpyJefferson November 2, 2023

Alysha Johnson

Alysha Johnson is one of the best friends in the whole world. she is amazing, kind, beautiful and funny. She can make you happy when your sad, just hands down an amazing person to be around. She is like a sister to me and whenever we are together it is never boring. She can do anything she sets her mind too and never puts herself before others. Even though we are at different schools she is always there for me and I am always there for her. I am never leaving her and I hope she never leaves me. Her laugh brings a smile to my face, if I ever call her she always answers. She has been with me through ups and downs, highs and lows she helps me everyday even if she doesn't know it. If I have a problem she always helps, if I need her to listen she always does. I am with her to the end whether she likes it or not I am never leaving.

Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: That's Alysha Johnson
Person 1: No way!
Person 2: I know right!
Person 1: We have to go talk to her.
Person 2: Okay lets go!

by Sam Betz February 16, 2021

eyvind johnson

this means that a person wtites books like my idiot friend albin

oh albin you are a eyvind johnson

by figlo April 4, 2017

Johnsoned

The genderneutral Term for a Mary Sue or Gary Stu, named after the Film Director Rian Johnson. An idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character. Often, this character is recognized as an authors insert or wish fulfillment.

They can usually perform better at tasks than should be possible given the amount of training or experience, and usually are able through some means to upstage the main protagonist of an established fictional setting, such as by saving the hero.

This Character is completely Johnsoned
Rey is a Johnson

by Noway_Neophobic May 7, 2019

Hobo Johnson

When you have sex in public with a homeless person and leave them some change for them afterwards.

I just performed a hobo Johnson with that homeless man over there.

by Naplessaddict June 24, 2019

Sebastian Johnson

A sexy, brave, heroic, batman, smooth with the ladies like man.

oh I didn't know that there was a Sebastian Johnson at the party

by MR.CUBEICE May 12, 2021