A person whose name you use for cover when you accidentally say something disparaging about a particular person in a more-public way than you initially intended - especially when the person in question hears or sees what you say about them.
Person One: "This guy is such a jackass."
Person Two: "Dude, the phone's not on mute!"
Person One: "Umm...yeah, like I was saying, John Hargrove is such a jackass."
Person Two: "Dude, the phone's not on mute!"
Person One: "Umm...yeah, like I was saying, John Hargrove is such a jackass."
by billdcon September 12, 2019
Sexual frustration built up between a Jim and a John. That leads to a near unconsenual, rough, angry, anal ramming.
by The manliest November 18, 2017
by CharlieRomeo April 12, 2017
An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his favorite beans.
by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021
Nazi Party member who lived and worked in China and saved approximately 200,000 people from getting murdered in the Nanking Massacre
by -meaningless- March 02, 2021
A great war hero turned soldier of fortune, John Peterson was a strapping young soldier who took part in the Vietnam war. However, after becoming disillusioned with the war, he moved on to become a soldier of fortune, fighting as a mercenary for those who paid the highest sum. This took him on to numerous adventures all around the globe, so much so that he has become viewed as a 'Indiana Jones' type figure amongst those who know and know of him.
Standing at a towering 6'9 and weighing 293 pounds of pure solid muscle and 0% body fat, John Peterson is a sight to see. With his master-level elite skill in Mixed Martial Arts and statuesque Adonis like physique, he strikes immediate fear into the hearts of all his enemies, lust in the hearts of all women and envy in the hearts of all men. All the women wants him and all the men wants to be him. Oh yes, he is THAT, damn good.
Standing at a towering 6'9 and weighing 293 pounds of pure solid muscle and 0% body fat, John Peterson is a sight to see. With his master-level elite skill in Mixed Martial Arts and statuesque Adonis like physique, he strikes immediate fear into the hearts of all his enemies, lust in the hearts of all women and envy in the hearts of all men. All the women wants him and all the men wants to be him. Oh yes, he is THAT, damn good.
women: "oh my, John Peterson is such a hunk!"
guys: "I so want to be like John Peterson! he is my idol!"
guys: "I so want to be like John Peterson! he is my idol!"
by anonymous anonyman January 20, 2013
by ThatOneGuyInTheSewerOnReddit December 27, 2020