your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.

john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"

by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome

Psychological despair after passing up an opportunity that would have yielded positive effects because it seemed unsafe. The term is named for Pete Best, the original drummer for the Beatles who dropped out of the band because he believed the band wasn't going to make it. The term also creatively uses the name of the Beatles' hit song, "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band". The term gets it's origins from a play named "Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome".

When she started seeing someone else, he had a bad case of Sgt. Peter Best's Lonely Hearts Club Band Syndrome because he didn't ask her out first.

by Palomon December 30, 2007

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool

An amazing verse to sing if ur down created by the man the myth the legend, Juice WRLD

Bro Roses are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool
(Bro) Bro That’s deep still

by Josh.Reed_999 November 16, 2020

Heart

The kind of courage you get from having options and not being backed in a corner or with your back against the wall with no realistic options.

The girl didn't have the heart to run that guy off, if she had any heart she'd be looking at the guy she wanted to run off instead of eyes darting around the room looking for someone, anyone to swiftly come and help try to run the guy off for her (while making themself look like they were just defending her honor, though she held nothing sacred enough to have any honor or honor anything herself).

by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

Heart fart

feeling the wrong feeling about the true intentions or points to something, an emotional pain that is caused unintentionally.

I had a heart fart about what u told me but please help me understand better.

by Wakandaman247 June 24, 2025

heart-sense

understanding emotions, knowledge from the heart and not the head.

“that’s heart-sense” similar to common sense, but it’s knowledge from the heart and not the brain.

by stars.moon.sun222 April 7, 2023

left on heart

When your crush heart-reacts your Facebook post, but won't reply to your messages.

"She won't reply back - I'm left on heart"

by TechBaffle May 19, 2019