ball goblin

When you have extremely high T and your social conventions preclude you from cranking one out at work

If you don't crank 7 times a day the ball goblins will take over your body.

by XxScottStappxX October 20, 2023

Digi-Goblin

Someone who is a carefree and chaotic person online but incredibly fragile and introverted in real life. They are like this online because they are behind a screen and will most likely never see the people they're talking to again. Will immediately fold when anyone asks to be their friend online

"There is someone I keep seeing in valorant games but everytime I try to friend him he acts like a Digi-Goblin and leaves immediately"

by ShindayaLupin November 5, 2023

Jit Goblin

A member of the ski group / cultural movement group called "Jiddism"

Yeah man, I'm a Jit goblin!

by Dreyno01 November 14, 2023

Piss Goblin

Someone who hangs out by the urnials in gay clubs to collect piss. They will do anything for pee, hence the goblin mode.

Yo, that piss goblin got me good at the Eagle last night.

by GlizzyGoblin69 November 17, 2023

Crotch Goblin

The Crotch Goblin is usually a dog. These creatures love to sniff there and have no shame in doing so. It you have anything to hide don't hide it down there, atleast around a Crotch Goblin.

"Hey Jeffery! You got the food for this party?"
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"

"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*

by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023

Javier Galindo

The sweetest boy ever. Once you get a chance to truly get to know Javier he is such a gentleman. He has been hurt enough and is pushing everyday to be the best version of himself. Don’t lose your chance with him because once he’s gone he is gone forever. He does not wast your time Javier will either be someone you love with all your heart or the boy you wish you’d given a shot. Time with Javier is not wasted but you learn from it. With Javier there will only be love or regret. Javier a man who is starting to find his true value and not settling for less, with goals he hopes to achieve to prove others wrong and be the best version of himself.

Javier Galindo the love of my life.

by Was the love of your life November 19, 2023

alc goblin

going to a party to steal alc and then leaving

“bro ashley is an alc goblin don’t invite her the the party”

by slump3d November 24, 2023