Epic gamer

An epic gamer is a person who possesses great knowledge of video games.
Typically, an epic gamer will only plays video games that are:
- not played primarily by people under the age of 15
- not free-to-play
- not made by EA, Activision, or Epic Games
- difficult to beat
- available on Steam

A: Have you heard about the new Fortnite update?
B: I don't care about shit games for kids.
A: Wow, I didn't know you were an epic gamer...

by BlackWaltz April 20, 2019

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gamer abortion

When a female douches with Mountain Dew after sex to avoid getting pregnant.

OMFG Kaylee, are you pregnant !?
Yeah, my gamer abortion failed. I think try Mountain Dew was flat.

by IndigoBlossom August 4, 2019

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Epic Gamer

A Epic Gamer is a special type of person, they hardly go outside and stay in their room playing video games, while they're super good at video games, they get sweaty when they sit, or talk to a girl, they're still a virgin but it's okay, because they're probably making money off kids, just by playing video games.

"Hey dude, did you see that bob won minecraft hunger games?"
"yes! it was easy for him considering he's a Epic Gamer."

by Minecraft Gamer 69 September 4, 2019

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Gamer Gambler

A gamer who bets in lootbox, skins and crypto currency gambling websites.

Hey, I didn't know you were a gamer gambler? What do you gamble with… Skins?

Gamer gambling is far more widespread than people assume. Millions of gamers by lootboxes.

by gamduel September 11, 2019

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